April 2010
41 posts
fmylife:
Today, I was asked out for the first time in months. My first reaction was to laugh uncontrollably. FML
truth.
I may or may not be losing my mind.
Don’t worry about which one it is.
Fly me to nowhere, it’s better than somewhere. That’s where I’ve been and nothing’s changed.
WARNING.
Neverrrrr watch Enemy of the State. That movie will make you paranoid like nobody’s business.
Pretty sure there are government officials creeping outside my window right now, ready to frame me for some murder I didn’t commit.
Did I mention that I get paranoid after watching pretty much any movie that’s not a romantic comedy?
It’s the sense of touch. In any real city you walk, you know? You brush...
– Crash
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zoo. lan. der.
Hansel: So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy shit, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"
Derek: And?
Hansel: It was. I was totally fine. I've never even been to Mount Vesuvius!
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Fact.
You’re NEVER too old to rock out to Backstreet Boys!
Sort of like what I’m doing right now.
<3
“People inspire me. I’m especially inspired by people who aren’t necessarily...
– Camille.R (via dirtylittlestylewhore)
All I want right now
is a giant basket of chocolate. Nom nom nom.