Dear Megan Mullally,
Please stop doing I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter commercials! You look ridiculous. You were funny on Will and Grace, but NO ONE wants to hear you sing. Leave I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter to Fabio… the way it should be. Wtf were you thinking?
The problem was you had to keep choosing between one evil or another, and no...– Ham on Rye by Charles Bukowski (via thechocolatebrigade)
Spring break has made me want to completely drop out of school. Life is so much easier when classes aren’t involved. *sigh* I’ll keep dreaming.
Spring break equals...
working full-time and partying part-time. Although it should be the other way around. :)
thechocolatebrigade: gimmisympathy: ...
I’ve got a cupboard with cans of food, filtered water, and pictures of...
a little postal service is good for you.
Your perfect verse is just a lie you tell yourself to help you get by.
Clip from the awesome John Mayer concert! →
Just got the random urge to watch Wedding Crashers. What a wonderfully quotable movie. :)