Ben: Is she blonde?
Me: She's kind of... dirty blonde.
Ben: Yeahhh. Sort of like slut blonde.
Me: Or skank blonde.
Ben: Whore blonde.
Me: Ho blonde.
Ben: ...That slut.
copycats: Toxic by Yael Naim remixed by 16 Bit...
Believe in something… even if it’s nothing, make sure you have...– Secret I found hidden in a PostSecret book at work tonight.
Late night chats with ma mere.
Me: I brought home some free bagels. The guy at Aspen gave them to me because they were closing.
Mom: *gasp* WHAT!!!! Aspen is closing?!
Me: No, no. Like... they closed for the night.
Mom: Phew!! Don't do that to me!
*Note - My mom's been to Aspen maybe twice in her whole life. Ridiculous.*
Everybody loves Oreo
legos: sasya: “Oreooos!!!!” “Come to Papa my sweety” “Uhhh….You’re quite heavy” “Okay……A bit more” “Ha! I Got you!” “……” “Eh……” “…I think Mr. Wind eats my oreo” “Okay..Let’s just forget that one. I still have 2 more Oreos”
Poetry is not a turning loose of emotion, but an escape from emotion; it is not...– T.S. Eliot (via thechocolatebrigade)
Your obsession with yourself is absolutely...
To the point that it makes me gag. Stop it. You are not the shit.
Random Mikaela Fact?
I listen to “Sunday Morning” by Maroon 5 AT LEAST once every single Sunday. It sets the vibe for my entire day. Don’t hate.
fmylife: Today, I got a rose from my boyfriend. The card read “it’s over”. FML
Monday Night Drunk Texts = Entertaining
Me: Are you okay?
Him: Pshhhh I'm great! Well... that's a lie. I'm pretty drunk. But I love you. And I would love to hug you.
Me: Haha oh my gosh, I totally want to party with you sometime.
Him: No, no, Mikaela!! I'm too wild. YOU DON'T WANT THIS.
10 Things I Hate About You
Mr. Stratford: Aaand where are you going?
Bianca: Well if you must know, a small study group of friends.
Mr Stratford: Also known as an orgy?
Friend: Mr. Stratford, it’s just a party.
Mr. Stratford: And hell is just a sauna.
Curious about something? http://lomonette.tumblr.com/ask
It’s 5am. I just got into my PJs. I smell like I was in and out of bars for 5 hours and I feel like it too. Perhaps because I was? I’ve got the pictures (and texts) to prove that some bad decisions made. Oh, and I have to be at work in 3 and a half hours. Do I regret tonight? NOT AT ALL. I only get to be 21 once, right? :)
This doppleganhgskhber (or whatever it’s called) thing on Facebook where people put pics of celebs they look like is kind of strange to me. Sorry kids, but you don’t look like Brad Pitt or Megan Fox. Let’s not be ridiculous.
fmylife: Today, I went to the store to get Valentine’s Day gifts to decorate my boyfriend’s and my new apartment. He was there shopping with his wife. FML Guys can be such douche bags.
It's times like these
that I wish I could insert some sort of chip into my brain and download a book into my mind. I don’t want to read anymore! Stupid school, you are cramping my style.
Ohh Ben. You get me everytime.
“And where was I before the day that I first saw your lovely face? Now I see it everyday and I know that I am the luckiest.” -The Luckiest, Ben Folds I always feel better when I listen to Ben’s voice. He’s incredible.
It's incredible how far a little enthusiasm can...
Even if it’s fake.