YOU GUYS.
Just gave my other blog a makeover. I use Tumblr way more often, but I get on Wordpress when I need to vent. Check it out here.
from Will Grayson, Will Grayson by John Green & David Levithan
Typical conversation for us.
The “Tunnel of Love” in Ukraine
Umm amazing.
I fixed it!
(Yes, go ahead and say that I’m ‘south bashing’ - I honestly don’t care. I grew up on a farm in rural Tennessee and all of the
correctionschanges I made are based on actual events I myself heard, saw or experienced. Is everyone in the south a hateful bigot? No. Not at all. But A LOT of people are, and it’s impossible to win an argument about politics, religion, racism or sexuality when the person you’re speaking to believes that slavery should still be an option.)
(Source: hmmd)
Honestly just can’t even handle this much cuteness.
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm…
(Source: poisonparadise)
(Source: katvondevious)
omg.
(Source: likeneelyohara)
- Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
- Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
- Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
- Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
- Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
- Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
- Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
- Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
- Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
- Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
- Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
- Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
- Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
- Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
- Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
- Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
Now that so many of my friends have moved away, I spend a prettttty good amount of time video chatting.
Got to catch up with Ciera on Friday…
And Alex & Sugar last night!
<3
Edit:
Also, got to see David’s cute little face today.
